Keychains

Dark red keychain reads: STRAIGHT PEOPLE ARE WEIRD in white lettering

• Keychain is an adaptation from the classic hotel/motel key tags.
• Approximate size: 3.75"x1.75" and comes on a split ring.

Keychain is an adaptation from the classic hotel/motel key tags.

• Approximate size: 3.75"x1.75" and comes on a split ring.
• Materials: plastic and metal
• Back says GET BULLISH in small type
  

Purple marbleized keychain with silver type and silver hardware reads BRILLIANT WOMAN WHO CAN DO ANYTHING. Designed with stars all over.

Details:

• Keychain is an adaptation from the classic hotel/motel key tags
• Approximate size: 3.75"x1.75" and comes on a split ring
• Materials: plastic and metal 
• Back says GET BULLISH in small type

This keychain reads: BIG CLIT ENERGY in gold lettering. Keychain is an adaptation from the classic hotel/motel key tags.

• Approximate size: 3.75" x 1.75" and comes on a split ring
• Materials: plastic and metal
• GET BULLISH on the back in small type 
  

Red keychain reads: OUT OF PATIENCE FOR DEEPLY DISAPPOINTING MEN IN UNMERITED POSITIONS OF AUTHORITY in white lettering. Keychain is an adaptation from the classic hotel/motel key tags.

• Approximate size: 3.75"x1.75" and comes on a split ring.
• Materials: translucent red plastic and metal
• Main text on front, small "GET BULLISH" on the back near the bottom

Smash it, hex it, stab it ... there are so many options for what to do to the patriarchy. Teeth out! 🩸 🐅 Enamel keychain features a tiger motif and the text "DEVOUR THE PATRIARCHY"

• Approximate size: 3.5"x1.9" and comes on a split ring
• Materials: metal, enamel
• Back says GET BULLISH in small engraving
  

Acrylic keychain spreading the word that we need to protect queer kids rights to live their best, most authentic lives!

Keychain Details

• 2.25x1.75 in. clear acrylic keychain
• Print is double-sided
• Keychains are durable and waterproof.

White keychain reads: OUT OF PATIENCE FOR DEEPLY DISAPPOINTING MEN IN UNMERITED POSITIONS OF AUTHORITY in black lettering.

• Keychain is an adaptation from the classic hotel/motel key tags.
• Approximate size: 3.75"x1.75" and comes on a split ring.
• Materials: plastic and metal
  
• Main text on front, small "GET BULLISH" on the back near the bottom

Acrylic keychain spreading the word that we need to protect trans kids rights to live their best, most authentic lives!

Keychain Details

• 2x1.6 in. clear acrylic keychain
• Print is double-sided
• Keychains are durable and waterproof 

Loving more than one person isn't that complicated. Scheduling? Yeah, that's complicated.

• This keychain reads: I'M POLY AND YES WE HAVE A SHARED GOOGLE CALENDAR in gold
• Keychain is an adaptation from the classic hotel/motel key tags.
• Approximate size: 3.75" x 1.75" and comes on a split ring.
• Materials: plastic and metal
• Says GET BULLISH on the back in small type 

Green keychain reads: KEYS TO THE COMMUNE in gold lettering with matching gold hardware

• Keychain is an adaptation from the classic hotel/motel key tags
• Approximate size: 3.75"x1.75" and comes on a split ring
• Materials: plastic and metal
• Back reads GET BULLISH in small type 

Hey baby, birding makes me orni! Ornithological, that is. I just love birds. The way they chirp, the way they fly, the way they perch .. their sweet little nests. Makin' me orni.

Pale blue motel / hotel vintage style keychain features a bird illustration. Keychain is an adaptation from the classic hotel/motel key tags.

• Approximate size: 3.75"x1.75" and comes on a split ring
• Materials: plastic and metal
• GET BULLISH in small type on the back 

This mini red metal dog tag keychain reads: EMPOWERED WOMEN EMPOWER WOMEN AND ALSO MEET IN THE DEAD OF NIGHT TO SHARPEN THE STAKES THEY WILL STAB INTO THE HEART OF THE PATRIARCHY.

This tag is LASER ENGRAVED so the letters cannot come off. A durable good!

Blue metal dog tag style keychain reads "After All Human History Men Should Be Glad We Only Want Equality and Not Payback" in engraved lettering.

• Blue with white type
• Metal